"Can I have one earphone?"
"Yeah, sure."
"OYE! What is this?!"
"Afterglow. INXS."
"It is so slow... I thought you were a rap person. You look like a rap person. Orrr.. Hip Hop!"
"Um, no. Not rap. Not hip hop either."
"So you listen to Jagjit Singh then?"
"What do you keep on studying, ego and all? How to prove you're the best?"
"Vaidu, its called ECO."
"Vaidu, its called ECO."
"Yeah, so there was a question in my set that said - Where should a consumer go if dissatisfied with the District Consumer Forum? So I was gonna write National Forum, but I thought,'Vasu gets State Level certificates before National Level ones, and I wrote State Consumer Forum. Guess what, it was right!"
"Kabbadiwaaleyaaaaah, paper, paper. Raddi, puraane darwaaze, kursiyaan de. Purane bartan, pankhen de. Purane fridge, computer, laptop de.."
[watching a 6 year old and a 9 year old tumbling over each other, fighting.]
"I wish I was a kid again."
"Why? So that you could physically assault someone and get away without charges?"
"Oh, shut up. I watch Roadies as a case study in interpersonal sociological dynamics."
15 comments:
computer de laptop de =))=))=))
omg.. who said that!! :P :P
Ego, LOL. God knows I need a crash course in that. :P
And kabadiwalla's ask for laptops and computers there? Pretty high-tech, I must say. My laptop is so heavy it'd earn me a fortune! It won't earn anything if sold otherwise so anything would be a fortune. And this isn't making sense. But people don't make sense when they make a fortune. Hmm, forget it.
And well, you don't really need to be a kid to beat someone up and get away without charges. You need to go join the WWE! After all, Mahabali Khali needs some female from India to compliment him. :P I think you'll almost manage to reach his erm..stomach.
how vella exactly were you?! :P
The post tells me that you very prominently notice(or hear) the kabaaadiwaala!!!
Good observation.....
So, you just REALLY wanted to post, eh?!
I watch Roadies to determine the acceptable rate of usage of expletives.And you're finding inspiration from the everyday? Now,why didn't I think of that?
haha this was funny especially the kabadiwaala and the roadies waale quotes :]
Physically assaulting somebody and getting off without charges isnt a good enough excuse for some people? What sort of a world do we live in?!
Shruti : My friendly neighbourhood kabbadiwalla! :P
Ishmeet : You need an ego? Mine up on sale. Interested?
So you've already sold it then? I saw the new post. Darn, am I jealous. Lady looks drool worthy. Oh wait, this isn't how I meant it to be.. :/
He's married. :P And anyway, brain over brawn. Haven't you seen RDB?
Rad : I think you have a fair idea. :P
Kika : Er... Yup. :D
Kishore : Inspiration isn't what you need for that. Just boredom in copious quantities. *blows on her fingernails daintily*
Anahita : Roadies. Ah, that one was me. :P
Nik : We live in a beautiful world, yeah we do, yeah we do.
Vas: are you on Woodstock crack?
Your ego on sale? I'm definitely interested. What price to you suggest? :P
Nope, I haven't sold the old lady yet. I'm still skeptic because I keep thinking that it might have some data that I forgot to transfer. And selling it wouldn't fetch me much. Might as well let it stay at home and act as a desktop/internet surfing thingy for the parents. Though I must remember to lock Google/WordPress/Blogger lest they end up searching for me. :P
Khali is married, yeah. But you can always fight his wife and beat the shit out of her and become Khali ka naya pyaar, can't you? :P And it shouldn't be that difficult..she's what..100 kgs and 6 feet tall? I'm sure do chaar log mil ke usko hara hi loge. :P
Brawn over brain! Haven't seen any Sunny Deol movies, have you?!
@Nik: Nope, more like Coldplay crack. Till kingdom come.
Nik : Coldplay it is. Beautiful World though. :/
Ishmeet : For free. Hard to resist deal, innit? I'm just selling part. Kuchh toh self respect ke liye chahiye. :P
Yup, old is gold. Parents do have an infuriating tendency to search for their kids names. Much to my chagrin. :| You might wanna think about Yahoo Search too. Parental tendencies are stubborn things.
Honestly, however *cough* desperate I might appear, I am not interested. You thinking of starting the next shaadi.com or something? O_o I thought we'd decided on Dhoni. Or was it Yuvraj?
I've seen Sunny Deol's underwear ads. :/ Thus. :P
Oh and its Beautiful World, not Till Kingdom Come.
aka Don't Panic too.
*nods*
I don't believe this. There was a guy in my class who used to go around doing a kabaadiwala imitation. Is it an obsession with guys? [I'm assuming it was a guy, lol :)]
This is sooo sweet!
"What do you keep on studying, ego and all? How to prove you're the best?"
"Vaidu, its called ECO."
and so is the one after this quote.. aw :)
and watching roadies as a case study in interpersonal sociological dynamics is still not reason enough to waste time watching that immature crap and worse to bare with all those advertisements!
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