Sunday, May 11, 2008

Introducing Bo


Meet Bo, the omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent pseudo God, half Satan.

Bhow, bhow,
Oh my God, its Bo!
You only reap what you sow
You have hairy palms, no?
We shall go - play with Play Doh
Hona hai jo, hone do.
Listen to the crow crow
The Indian Space Research Organisation is called ISRO
You rise when its dark
The heavens break apart
And quote to thee,
Lucifer's child, the ant clark
[Six, six six! The number of the Beast!]
Prepared is thy zoic feast
Thy arrows :
Will through bone marrow
And call to blithe mortals in a low baritone
'Minions, Armageddon nears
Look to the heavens, fear oh fear'
Bo, neo Zeus
Aam, seb, ganna juice
Das rupay, paanch rupay, teen rupay glass
Aao piyo, bahut hai khaas
A glass of sang-froid stands prepared
Vlad [the Impaler] hath not better fared
Slitting the throats of a thousand kind
Slaying more monsters than you can find
Woe betide thee oh Earth and Sea
O Bo, please set us free.

[Yes, I'm back.
Will reply to comments tomorrow though, I'm awfully sorry and awfully tired too. ]

[And the *cough* exquisite poetry is courtesy the us :


l-r, that's Nik, me and Rad. In case you're planning to sue for mental harassment, just er.. forget this. You're hallucinating. Really. :|]

21 comments:

Radhika Saxena said...

omg! its our very own bo! yay!
oh btw people,
the first picture the one with bhow (2)
woh maine li thi! lol
:p
lowely day we had no?! tiring,exhausting,stomach churning..etc etc. yay!
umm a day when vasu ditched me..nangia the bitch didn't let me complete my suicide speech,pushed me twice..came back alive even after i slaughtered her,killed her twice..
in case,its going over thy head..dont worry,it was meant too :)
fun day! :P
(horrible,vague,random 300 pictures..with me looking wierd in most of em! :P)
anyway, love you all..
nangia ( the bitch,thanks for picking and dropping me) vasu ( the ditcher love thou :) ) and Radhika (me,the loser)
and we are "The Untouchables" remember nangia?! :p lol

ishmeet said...

LOL, welcome back woman! And Bo. And Bhow(2).

The poem was amazing. Especially the line the Indian Space Research Organisation is called ISRO. Brilliant lol.

And the last picture gives away the secret of you being geniuses. Look what Nik is holding..bottle..Sprite. Seedhi Baat, no Bakwaas! :P

And I totally love your t-shirt. At first I was like..uhh why would she wear a T-shirt that has "Indian Idol" written on it? Then I thought maybe it was "American Idol" but when I saw the picture in the full size..it's Mental Inside. Nice. Really nice.

Sneezy Melon said...

"Das rupay, paanch rupay, teen rupay glass
Aao piyo, bahut hai khaas"

lol. nice poem.

Shruti said...

I . WILL . SUE . U .
I'm not hallucinating. Now give me ganna juice!!

heh.. kidding.. rocking poem actually.. :D This kinda poem cant be called 'nice' no?

oh Rad.. wish u more such fundays ahead.. if it means more such poems here heh heh..

Nik said...

haha.
I'm gonna put it up on my blog too. Email me a crazy pic to go along with...
Oye! Guess what?! The impression you left on the back of my hand- still there. Didnt come off after a shower.. :/
And my leg is bruised. :|

@Radhika: Me, bitch?! Noo.. :P
Anytime for the drop off. And yes, I remember.

Radhika Saxena said...

hey thanks shruti! :P
nangia - yes you are the bitch..!! :P
you didn't let me complete my suicide speech remeber??!! so,what would i be calling you, a sweet lil girl? yea rite,in ur dreams! :p

Vasudha said...

Rad : Yes! Bo is famous! Much more famous than you or I or the McD's female twat who almost threw us out can ever be! HA! On her face! :D
Yeah, I likey that one :) And the last one too! Woh mere [naye :D] camera ke self timer ne li thi! :P

I still haven't ditched you. :/ The only thing is, you have to decide with Aku who among you is going to be wooing me, since it might be a tad *cough* troublesome to sort things if a mum AND her kid are chasing the same person :|

And I cannot possibly reduce the pictures to one album, they're too many. :(

Oh yes, and now I'm an untouchable too! Remember the pics in front of the fountain? The mirror glass? :P

Ishmeet : Thankee! Bo says thank you too. No, Bo says Bhow. And Bhow(2) :P

That's what comes out of two 20 minute Metro rides. Try it? ISRO was my line, woohoo! :D

If this is seedha, I hate to think what the outcome of our thinking tedha will be. As Bo sayeth, Armageddon nears. ^_^

Haha, I'm an Indian Idli fan man. I so totally love the judges y'know. Alisha Chinoi! :D Annu [Annnu? Anooo?] Mallik [Maleek? Maliikk?]! :D UDIT NARAYAN! :D
Oh, and all hail Tantra :D

Sneezy Melon : Saath main speshul chatakdaar chaat masala aur barfili er..baraf free :D

Thanks for stopping by!

Shruti : Darn, why me? I'm just an innocent li'l harmless kid, really. *nods really fast and opens her big brown eyes wider*
*looks more scary than innocuous*

Ganna juice? Sure. Pehle paise bhejo. :P

Yeah, it does. Watch out for 8th of June :D

Nik : Want the bougainvillea one? :P
LOL, really? I thought it was just mine that was stubborn. Marked for life, I am now. :P
Ha, aww. Over enthusiasm while racing with me on the Metro staircases is useless. I always win. :D
Oh, and I walked back home from the Metro station. Kilometre and half. Stopped midway to buy some Coke though. :P

Radhika Saxena said...

oh btw i'm 100% sure,no one here our poem! :p

Radhika Saxena said...

vasu you have ditched me,but as long i'm winning and barud's not its okay!:P ;)

Nik said...

Didn't hurt myself that one round. It was the more benign of falls that caused the bruising. :/
And.. ok. Good for you! *gives a psuedo smile and thumbs up*

@Radhika: Hey! I kept you from committing a criminal offense. You should be thanking me. hmph.

Akanksha said...

I am ready to sacrifice you for my mum!I am the *good* girl,remember? u EVIL,Mean,Dhoka dene waali:P

On second thoughts i don't mind sharing with rads either:D :P

kika said...

hmm...
creativity seriously has no limits, does it?

btw...amazing rhyming skills...
seriously...
prerna, ankita and me made a poem like this on one of the guys who came to teach us from bharti's coaching institutes...
but this is even better!

ishmeet said...

Yeah, the idli judges are great.

Alisha Chinai, the blonde.

Annu Malik, the Simon Cowell wannabe.

And Udit Narayan, what do I say about him? He's just adorable. Aap jo gayi hain, kya gayi hain. Mazaa aa gayi. Dil khush ho gayi and then his Lekin and lekin and lekin.

who wouldn't love them? :P

Radhika Saxena said...

seriously bitch,you thought i'd actually thank you?? like sach mein?? pagla gayi ho ka?
you didn't let me complete my speech and you pushed me..so in other words,you were the one trying to kill me!!

Shruti said...

8th June ko kya honewala hai?

The Keeper of the Keys said...

i liked the isro line too!! it sounds like you people had so much fun. i love metro rides.

Radhika Saxena said...

when the heck will you check my blog?

¶ЯёŖηΛ said...

Long time since I saw your blog.:|

And I love the poem!I've always done such things!
My Xth standard books,Board Question Papers,XI notebooks and tuition registers are flooding with poems like these.:P:P

And I also love the picture.Its like Dil Chahta Hai Part-3!
[Sorry but Part 2 has already been taken by Aanchal,me And Kiks :D]

P.S:Time for you to stop ignoring my blog.:|

Vasudha said...

Rad : Me too. No one here our poem either. :P Er, I get to decide who's winning, don't I? :P

Nik : Next time, I'll push. :D AND have the camera ready. :P

Aku : Why do you want an evil, mean, dhoka dene vaali anyway? I might turn out to be a bad influence. :P

Kika : Lol, thankee! Bachche ho, seekh jaoge. :P Bharti's coaching institutes? Bharti who? School vaali?! :o

Ishmeet : LOL, definitely. Alisha Chinai, also blonde who can shriek. And blonde wanting to reinstate her blondeness by wearing metal made war garb to the finales. :|

To be completely Cowell, I say Annu Mallik gets Botox too. And the winks! :P

Uditji toh Uditji hai, unke baare main kya boloon? Er, boli? :P

Rad : That's um, for Nik, right? :| :P

Shruti : Its tentatively the date for the sequel to Bo. :D

KotK : Yeah, we did! :D The Metro is my salvation, plans are made according to how close or how far the place is from the nearest Metro station now. :P

Rad : I do, silently. :P

Prerna : Board question papers? Seriously?! Our invigilators kicked up a storm if we made anything more than tick marks on ours. :| Aur velli, answer nahi likhne hote kya? :P

Aww, I'm content with part 3 :D

Again, I don't. I visit, silently. Don't want to sign in at school. :| :P

Anand said...

Lol. A lot is going on around here. I want IN.
:-)

Vasudha said...

So take it? :P

 

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