Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Idiot's Guide to Hacking Into Your Younger Sister's Windows Account

1. Switch on computer.

2. Click on naive-younger-sister's Windows account icon.

3. Ah, you need to enter the password. Click on password hint.

4. Password hint says "Pass word."

5. Pause.
Ponder.
Think of your sister's favorite telly shows.
Hmm.
Recess, Hannah Montana, Lizzie McGuire, Drake and Josh.

6. Type in p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d and press Enter.

7. Bingo.

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Power to thin brained simpleton siblings! :D

28 comments:

ishmeet said...

LOL!

My Windows account password used to be "ishmeet". Funnily enough, even the username used to be "ishmeet". And the hint was "my name". And still nobody ever figured it out! :P

I never figured out how hiding stuff in different accounts worked anyway. And nobody uses my computer except me so I didn't really need one either.

The Keeper of the Keys said...

LOL!
you have one cute lil sis.
and she even watches hannah montana and lizzie maguire.what a wonderful kid.

Thoric said...

There's a much simpler way to do it. :P And it involves no guesswork. Just go to Control panel > Users, you need Admin access for it though (which I'm guessing you do have). :P

ishmeet said...

@Nids: Even I watched Hannah Montana till last year. Then it dawned upon me that I was not supposed to watch it at this age. Thank God I didn't join any of those Hannah Montana communities on Orkut. :|

Drake and Josh rocks btw.

Vasudha said...

Ishmeet : Damn, you're lucky! I don't get a laptop all for myself until next year and that too conditions attached. :|

KotK : I know, and she discusses them with my 17 year old neighbor too. He being the one more enthusiastic about them :| :P

Thoric : I don't think you get passwords for other accounts that way, you can just change them or delete passwords. That wouldn't have worked, she'd have got to know then. Anyway, work done, I can have fun with her iPod now. :P

Ishmeet again : You WHAT?! o.O

ishmeet said...

My laptop has a battery life of 3 minutes. A busted DVD drive, busted speakers, nothing that can manage to close it. The configuration is shit, the screen has got a huge "X" all over it. And when it decides to get "hot", it can burn bedsheets. It's so heavy that it's almost a PC..it's at least 9 years old.And it's second hand. My massi was about to donate it for free when my parents told her that I was asking for a new computer. This is the "new" computer I got. Still wanna call me lucky? :|

Oh, and I didn't post the other comment. That was Hannah Montana's aatma playing tricks with my brain! :|

The Keeper of the Keys said...

@ish--,and @ vasudha-- wow! even 17 yr old guys watch Hannah Montana??
and i thot it was only for little girls.
will not feel so embarrassed anymore.

Nik said...

Oye! I take that in offense, I am the younger sibling. AND NEVER HAVE MY PASSWORDS BEEN EASY TO CRACK..*sounds thoroughly indignant*
*sniff*
I think the easiest password I ever used was allegro20 (no point in trying, it was for my 1st account which has long since been dead)
*gets lost in reverie*

Nik said...

I get a laptop in 10 days.. woohoo!!
(though as soon as my results come out, I think my rights to any computer will be revoked instantly)

Vasudha said...

Ishmeet : Okay, so you're still online for more than *cough* an hour a day. Anyone who gets to be online longer than me is lucky.
And oooh. You've been having some fun on SuperPoke *big goofy grin* :P

Kotk : Haha, why watch Hannah Montana when you Drake and Josh? :D Especially since its timings don't clash with Sarabhai v/s Sarabhai anymore :D

Prerna : Yep, kludging might be dumb, but hey, work done. *whistles*

Nik : Lol, last I remember [and I think this was in the ninth], your password was something to do with Dan Brown. Just so you know, I gave up. :P

Your worst was Chem. In which you expect around an 85. Shut up. :/

The Keeper of the Keys said...

i don't drake and josh. or sarabhai.
just hannah and lizzie.

Disha said...

I watch all of em.
Whenever you know.. I watch TV.

Considering, I am online the whole day long.. I hardly watch TV.
Just Friends :) regularly.

Sort of.

Nik said...

Dan Brown? ... *feigns surprise*
That password is impossible to crack, my current one is worse. Wanna try? Hint: Suka.

ishmeet said...

Anyone who's not taken Non-Medical/Medical is lucky. That's the ultimate doom, you know. It's the ultimate apne pair pe khud hi kulhaari maarna thing you can do?

And I've been having fun on Superpoke? As far as I rememeber, somebody blew me a kiss and I bought her a drink in return. That's your idea of fun? :P Bachchi. :P

And you've reached the limit on Desi Poke btw, how in hell could you call me a churail? :|

@Nikita: 85 is the minimum you're gonna get? I'm not talking to you. :|

Nik said...

@Ishmeet: *huffs and walks away* Fine! *says it like a blonde 13 year old*

ishmeet said...

@Nik: Would have been better if you had done it like a Hindi serial actress. They're better at huffing and walking away. Of course you couldn't have said "Fine" then. But you could do a "huh?".

Oh wait, I wasn't talking to you, right?

Nik said...

*Points at Ishmeet and laughs ass out*
I got you to talk.. naanaanaanaanaaanaaa. *sticks out tongue and then storms off like an Indian actress (hair flipping and all)*

Vasudha said...

KotK : You haven't tried them or you don't like them? :o

Disha : Sort of?! Ha. Prime time, reruns, downloads and episode scripts do not constitute 'sort of.' :P

Nik : *rubs hands in anticipation* Trial and error time. :D

Ishmeet : :o! Try studying the Humanities syllabus. In my opinion, that's harder to do than Science. Gives you a fair idea why I'm in Commerce. :P

See, that was the only public lead I had. I'm guessing rather more, um, fun [torrid?! lmao!] stuff privately. :P

The billi should make up for it, shh. :P :D


Nik and Ishmeet : LOL. Idjits.

ishmeet said...

Somebody told me Humanities was easy? I don't think even Commerce is easy. And the Maths you guys are doing in optional is exactly the same as ours and I think that's ridiculous. What would a commerce person do with vector geometry? It'll come in 12th, agar agle saal tak akal nahi aayi CBSE waalon ko.

Nah, there was no private stuff. It ended in public eye. Lagta hai maine jo drink buy karke di thi woh zyada strong ho gayi and usko chadh gayi. :P

Yeah, the billi more than made up for the churail but one will need one hell of an imagination to imagine you being a paali shi billi. :P

@Nik: Yeah perfect. Now you just need to go to some traffic signal in Mumbai and find Ekta Kapoor's car, follow it, beg her to stop, wait for her to abuse you and then show her your acting skills. I can bet you're gonna be the next Tulsi, or neem, or mango, or pyaaz tamaatar whatever.

The Keeper of the Keys said...

never tried

lol@all the conversations going on here...

brocasarea said...

lolzzzzzzz

Vasudha said...

Ishmeet : Humanities is, in my opinion, the toughest of the three, since it has the most learning up bit. Science is extensive, but linked and its based on understanding which is easier than mugging up stuff.
Math is optional even for the Science stream, with Psychology as the alternative. And *sigh*, it has come yep. We've been doing the 12th syllabus since January.

Aww, tumne mujhe disappoint kiya. Here I was, hoping you'd provide some fodder for gossip, and you. Damn. :( Agli baari Campari le kar dena, not some chadnani vala stuff, okay? :P

:o I'm a little innocent kid who is quite capable of being a paali shi billi, mister. :P

KotK : Omg, you should! Drake and Josh is pretty much the best telly series ever! And Sarabhai is the desi winner :D

Brocasarea : :P

ishmeet said...

Maths is optional for the Sciencees? Kabse? Mereko toh kisi ne bataaya bhi nahi yaar.

I don't think getting good marks in Maths is difficult waise. If you can do the differenciation and integration waala shit, then toh I think the marks come easy. Maine toh do saal kitaab bhi nahi kholi thi.

And agli baari usko coke doonga. Jashn mana le! :P

Vasudha said...

Iono,at least in our school it is. Most other schools have Phy Ed, or something similar too instead, so that the Medical people don't have to be unnecessarily overburdened.

The Math book is filled with Calculus yaar. Woh bhi Integration main bloody 12 exercises. :| I hate.

And lol. Best a' luck then! :)

ishmeet said...

Ah, I know, I hate the entire Calculus too. I need to e-mail you a detailed description of how to achieve success in Mathematics even though I couldn't really do that myself. :P

Vasudha said...

Haha, I wouldn't mind that. I just went through the book again. I am officially terrified. :|

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