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I drew a line,
I drew a line for you.

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There.

I've gotta say, I wasted all your time, honey honey

The Kewlest Five Pending Friend Requests On My Facebook

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Numbaah 5



Honestly man, had your hand not been so strategically placed as to make me think there's a teeny-weeny tear somewhere, I would have accepted. Sachimuchi.


Four

I think this guy has something to do with the Dance Soc of the college, considering the mutual friends. But, but. I don't. Also, my name isn't Vasu Vasoooz Vazoodha on Facebook.


Numbrrr 3



He's got a human display picture. He's got four pack abs. And a three pack upperchestishthingy. He can speak two languages. He can type two languages. He's hot. You're not.

Is it me or does the bracket say Dheen Jawaak? Duuude. Three languages.


Two-ooh-ooh

Now this guy.
He. Is cool.
He's caring. Isn't pushy. Is accessible. Is religious. Is sax, blue collar et al. And shares my mum's name. Oh.



And the kewlest, fraandsippiest guy is...

No kidding.