Sunday, April 13, 2008

I, Chor

Tired, bored and inspirationless. Oh, and a blatant plagiarist.Shamelessly chorofied from Ish's blog :

1. Put your iPod (or other source of music) on shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what. No cheating!

[All Himes songs stealthily deleted. Shh. :D]

If someone says ‘Is this okay?’, you say?”
Have A Nice Day - Bon Jovi

"Is this okay?"
"Have a nice day"
"Horn okay please"
"ILU ka matlab I Love You"

Aw, deja vu. :P

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“What would best describe your personality?”
Everybody's Fool - Evanescence

Wow, you're fast. Didn't we just begin?

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“What do you like in a guy/girl?”
All The Small Things - Blink 182

I'm observant. :D

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“How do you feel today?”
Dhoom Dhadaka - Kailash Kher

Yes, I'm very likely to just go whoosh! and explode soon.

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“What is your life’s purpose?”
New Friend Request - Gym Class Heroes

Add me on Facebook! NOW! Quickie!
I'm not that desperate, am I? >_<

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“What is your motto?”
Clocks - Coldplay

I go tick-tock the whole day.
When its 8:10 I raise my arms to do a Hrithik Roshan from Khwaja Mere Khwaja.
And at 5:30 I stand shiftily resembling someone who needs to go to the loo but can't find one.Slick.

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“What do your friends think of you?”
Raba - Mekaal Hasan Band

Woohoo, I'm God? :D

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“What do you think of your parents?”
Hey Bhagwan - Raghu Dixit

Yep, my parents are holy incarnates. I bow down low before thy majesty, m'lords.
Really. Whatever gave you the idea I look at them and say,"Hey Bhagwan"? :P

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“What do you think about very often?”
Soch - Call

We-ell. *shrugs* At least it implies I think. :P

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“What is 2+2?”
The Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden

2+2 = 666
Finally, someone who beats my Math skills!

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“What do you think of your best friend?”
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
.

You bet she[they?] will. :)

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“What do you think of the person you like?”
Black Magic Woman - Santana

Ooh, gypsy. :D

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“What is your life story?”
Gudugudiya Sedi Nodo - Raghu Dixit

My life's story doesn't make any sense to me either. :P

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“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Basket Case - Green Day

Good, so at least my preparation is in the right direction.

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“What do you think when you see the person you like?”
Everything Is Average Nowadays - Kaiser Chiefs

Tsk, tsk. My standards are falling? :P

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“What do your parents think of you?”
Praarthna - Euphoria

Yeah, they pray for forgiveness for the torture they inflicted upon ye all. :P

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“What will you dance to at your wedding?”
A Bad Dream- Keane

LOL. I'm a nightmare. *cherubic smile*

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“What will they play at your funeral?”
Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

Because one day I'll leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade.

*

Through it all,
The rise and fall,
The bodies in the streets.
And when you're gone we want you all to know

We'll Carry on,
We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on

And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it.

Now I'm scared. O.o

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“What is your hobby/interest?”
Kesariya Balam - Karsan Sagathiya

Listening to songs with tongue twisting names that make people raise eyebrows when I mention them, check.

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“What is your biggest secret?”
How To Save A Life - The Fray

Mouth to mouth CPR. *grins*

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“What do you think of your friends?”
Morni - Silk Route

My friends bounce around with weird pageant-like feathery attire?

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“What should you post this as?”
Gryffindor Rocks - Harry and the Potters

:o!
Gryffindor's for the itsy bitsy puny ones.
Now Slytherin does. :D

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Time for you, chor. :)

30 comments:

Kishore said...

Was it some supernaturally-freaky coincidence that the songs so aptly answered your questions? Or did you make the answers up?(Which I strongly suspect) ;p

Abhi said...

argghhhh, have been trying to comment for so long, but my raddi net connection :(

anyway,
- “What is your biggest secret?”
How To Save A Life - The Fray
Mouth to mouth CPR. *grins*

- lol! Its a very nice song vaise :)

p.s. go look at my blog!

Vasudha said...

Tch, tch.
You doubt my ethics?! :O

People are likely to feel Dhoom Dhadaka? Wow, that's news to me. :P

Vasudha said...

Oh, I did. Commented awhile back too, on the newest post. Didn't you get the comment? :S
Your fiction reads great too :)

Abhi said...

yes, i did notice .. :) thanks.

i was talking about the blog in this profile.. this is a different one. A supposedly-fiction story :) (Actually, a compilation of a string of stories on the other blog)

Vasudha said...

Yeah, that's the thing. Your individual posts on this one don't have comment options. There's only one at the bottom of the page. To get to which, I'm reading through the entire blog. :P

Kishore said...

I've felt Dhoom Dhadaka.I've been punched in the guts by a few Jats once.

Vasudha said...

Haha, no wonder I've never felt Dhoom Dhadaka then. I've been more puncher than punchee. :P

Kishore said...

Me too.But when three Six Foot-Four Inch monsters have you by the scruff of the neck,its a tad difficult to fight back.

Abhi said...

puncher ya puncture? :P

sorry, thoda ganda pj ho gaya :D

Vasudha said...

Abhi : Lol, sad. Lol anyway. :D

Kishore : I'll deduce you have some *cough* interesting pursuits then. :P

To self : God, emote overload. =|

Kishore said...

Not really.I just stated the obvious.I called a lunkhead,a lunkhead.

Nik said...

The introduction is apt. But it holds true for me as well... :-(

Disha said...

Lmao. =D
Its funny, you basket case!

Bah, I really want to make a blog now. :D

But I won't, because I'll end up deleting it anyway. Sigh.
:| So, yeah. Whatever =[
But anyway, nice postttt!!!! :D

Nik said...

uh, huh. wrong post.
delete previous comment.

Nik said...

Oh and if you wanna be a bit more specific, it's the Streptomyces bacteria belonging to the Actinomycetal genus.
;-)

Aanchal. said...

Lol, I agree with Prerna.
Btw, is my song collection so rotten that I hardly have any of these songs?
Sigh.
I lag behind.

L@$H@ said...

OMG
Songs.
I can never get away with them, can I? and your post just reminds me that I'm one hell of a maniac to NOT like music....
I liked a few of them a lot, i broke out laughing on some...

nice.
(i'm just trying to convince myself that u did not do this to intimidate me...LOL)

The Keeper of the Keys said...

LOL. Bherry Phunny! lol.

ishmeet said...

OMG, chor! Now I'm gonna do a plagiarism ka case on you and you'll have to pay me 2 crores. Just think, a muft ka blogger blog is gonna cost you two crores! :P

Chal chod, maaf kiya. And anyway, I wasn't gonna win the case because you linked back to me. So it isn't even plagiarism. And in any case I also sympathize with you. I'm terribly bored and out of inspiration. And mere paas to churaane ke liye bhi kuch nahi hai. I've got more ways of earning quick money though.

*goes and deliberately jumps into a khaali ditch". The Prince formula never fails! :D

“What is your life’s purpose?”
New Friend Request - Gym Class Heroes


Wow, the despo effect has rubbed on on you too? Don't tell me you're gonna go around giving cards to guys [and maybe girls] with your telephone number, Orkut id, facebook id etc etc. :P

The explanation for Clocks was brilliant! :))

“What do you think of your parents?”
Hey Bhagwan - Raghu Dixit


Tch tch, you got that all wrong. "Hey Bhagwaan" can be said in a lot of ways. For example, when my parents scold me, I always go, "Hey bhagwaan, tune mere saath aisa kyun kiya? Maine kya paap kiya tha?" So it could be something similar. :P

“What is 2+2?”
The Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden

2+2 = 666
Finally, someone who beats my Math skills!


Hah, I'd beaten you already. I got "Yellow". At least you got a number as an answer. Me got a word. Nothing beats that. :P

“What is your biggest secret?”
How To Save A Life - The Fray

Mouth to mouth CPR. *grins*


Wow, matlab you do it muft mein yaa fir you charge paisa and all? :P :P

Too bad you didn't include the Himes songs though. The answers would have been better otherwise. For example:-

2+2=Junoo junoo junoo junoo x infinity.

See, it even managed to rhyme! :P

Bharat Iyer said...

Some of the answers are *cough* interesting.

“What do you think of the person you like?”
Black Magic Woman - Santana
Ooh, gypsy. :D

“What do you think when you see the person you like?”
Everything Is Average Nowadays - Kaiser Chiefs
Tsk, tsk. My standards are falling? :P

*raises eyebrow* Mhmm.

Oh, I've felt Dhoomd Dhadaka too. One fine evening at the park. :|

wacko said...

Lol, how have you been lil lady?

Disha said...

OMG OMG OMG.
For obvious reasons, vW. :P
:D

Sukanya said...

oh wow nice 1 !
disha just made me realise certain obvious *things* abt the comments!
*evil grin*!

ishmeet said...

Now I'm wondering, what is the so "obvious" thing people are smiling and grinning about? :-?

Vasudha said...

Kishore : Ah, you'd want to show some tact then. I'm not selling any, btw. :P

Nik : Redundant by Green Day. Better. :D

Disha : The truth comes out through strange ways. :P Why don't you make one? Really? Oh, make and post on one? :)

Nik : Delete yourself. *yawns*

Prerna : Omg, hahaha really. :/ Lol, I'm weird. But not that desperate for friend requests. R-E-A-L-L-Y. :| Something tells me this will fall on deaf ears.

Aanchal : Mhmm? You just made my day by saying that. :| And nah, I'm lucky I got some barely-there known songs. I listen to weird stuff. You're normal. :D

Lasha : Intimidate YOU? INTIMIDATE you?! Jeez, I wouldn't want the wrath :P Oh. Do you want to do this tag? You do have enough songs, don't you? :P
[Okay, now I'm on the brink of intimidating *gulp*]

KotK : Haha, at my expense. :P

Ishmeet : And I was almost scared. O.o No, really.

Good, you're smart! Though recent India TV coverage suggests you should go outside Mallika Sherawat's house and insist she married you a year back. For better effects, get a tattoo on your arm [voh bhi permanent] of her name. Bas, life set. National coverage! Breaking news! :D

Yep, I'm thinking. Pliss, to be my fraands? :P

Arre, part two of the explanation for Hey Bhagwan was that only. Mild exasperation. My parents aren't that evil. Yet. :P

So two people are worse off than Math than I am? Hallelujah! This must be my lucky day. :D

Marte hue logon se boloo ki nahi, paise do, tabhi jaan bachaoongi? Tch tch, medical standards are falling everywhere. :P

I'd rather not have Himes, thank you.
If someone says ‘Is this okay?’, you say?”
I love you, O Sayyoni, I love you, O Sayyoni, I love you, O Sayyoni,
Koi Shak?
What's up?

QED? :P

Bharat : *sighs* I take the trouble of doing the entire tag,and people don't care. Hmph. Preferential 6/6 vision.

The park was very Dhoom Dhadaka, yep. :D

Wacko : Hey, I've been good! You back after the disappearing spree? Lol. Hope things have been going good. :)

Disha : I get them obvious reason, psychic psycho. Though I think Prerna and Sukam just got the wrong idea. :\ :| :P

Prerna : I don't think you know what you're agreeing with, really. :P

Sukanya : Ditto. And no, she didn't. I think you now know why. :P Joke's on you. Mwahaha. :D

Ishmeet : Lol, nothing. Rest in peace. :P

ishmeet said...

You were scared that I'd do a plagiarism case on you?! Wow. How could I have accused you of stealing something which I had stolen? Plagiarism raised to the power 2? Nah. :P

Not a bad idea, you know. I might as well go and say I married Mallika in my last janam and married Rakhi in my this janam. And my shani is in the third quarter and it says that I should get all my wives together for good luck! Ek arm pe Mallika, doosri pe Rakhi. Absolute brilliantness! :D

Pliss, to be my fraands. LOLOL. I'm gonna die laughing imagining you saying that to somebody. :))

Your parents need tuitions, man. Mine would be happy to oblige. They're the epitome of evil. The official Authority. They're the Man!..and the Woman! :P

I was always worse at Maths than you. Iron Maiden perhaps was having a bad day.

Obviously you have to charge money for the CPR man. Imagine having to do that for Nihaal. If I were you, I wouldn't do that even for money but doing it for free is seriously wasting your life, your hawa and all that. :P

That Sayonni song! Haha, it was brilliant. The Sayonni was hot but everything else in the song was funny. Especially Himes baba doing the Sunny Deol thing by getting shot and still not getting hurt. And end mein ladki bhi doosre bande ko de di, kya fayda hua?

QED? What?

I saw the Himes signature collection at Planet M the other day. Six CD's of Himesh's songs. That's what you call ultimate torture. And it doesn't end there..they were even giving a cap signed by Himes himself!

Planet M reminds me I need to buy Jal's new album. If only I hadn't spent all the money on the shoes. :/

ishmeet said...

Rest In Peace? That's not fun. I don't like RIPping. :P

kika said...

wow!
freaky!
how come everything fits sooooo perfectly?

Kishore said...

Spontaneity often supercedes tact,unfortunately.And I'm not buying.;p.This thing is fun.I might pull one off myself.

 

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