25 Random Things : Courtesy Madame DQ

[The DQ with the dope on me. A more sophisticated version of the parda-faash. I think I'll go into hiding.]
[Just so you know, Dish, Ily. :)]

1. She takes too long to dress up. WAY too long. OMG. But somehow, she still manages to go ahead with impromptu plans. She amazes me :|

2. She is the camerawoman of the group and YET she has the most number of photographs on Facebook (yes, I am jealous, missy). Tell me if my Math is weak. How does that work out?

3. She sounds like Anil! Yes, she does. Oh, and by the way, for all you haters-of-Meow. Anil left. Like, FOREVER. So there will be no "Between The Sheets".. :( If I wanted to talk to you, I'd listen to Anil, and damn it, TRUST me, okay? The advice and stuff is err.. was SO you.

4. She is good at a lot of things. (Jack of all, mistress of all) and she will NEVER ever admit it. She will find a twisty explanation to shut me up everytime. But deep down, I know she is good at being a nerd and so many other things. :P

5. She argues a lot and I hate losing arguments to her. (oh, and that happens.. every single frikkin time!) Thank GOD she is not planning to become a lawyer. I would never be able to beat her. Like, ever. Sheesh.

6. She can never stay online for too long, NOW. In tenth, whenever I used to come online, she would DEFINITELY be online, but now, she hardly comes for fifteen minutes at a stretch. Wow. Old habits die quickly, Vasu?

7. Confession : I love her dressing sense. She carries it off so bloody well. If I wear what she wears, I'd end up looking like a big fat (no pun, dude) joke. I mean, really. You remember, Geetika's birthday party? If I wore that, I'd look like a clown. And you look decent (even pretty, see?). You look awesome :D Don't change, even if Suk makes fun of you!

8. She coughs a lot in class. Oh God. OH GOD. Thank God I never shared the same examination room with her. Get well soon, Vasu :)

9. I don't understand how she could put up with me for two damn years. I wouldn't be able to if I was her. Patience. She has a lot of it, I guess. (sometimes she doesn't, but then mostly, she does)

10. She is a hardcore perfectionist. And I strive to become one of those, but I can never, ever attain perfection. I don't know how she does it. It's so frustrating. :|

11. For the last two years in school, I remember her.. running. In the corridors, out the door, in the door, on the staircase. She was always on the move. Doing this teacher's work, or confiscating that, or attending this meeting, or making that announcement. God. Some stamina she has.

12. I remember that she was the first person ever to read my first story EVER (yes, it's not complete yet). And she actually liked it. I was so happy :) I took writing seriously ever since then.

13. She is soooooooooo diplomatic. Sometimes I wish she weren't! But she is. And I am too. So, I guess that's okay. Pretty normal, Vasu?

14. She is one of those few people who have a super duper HUGE social life. And she can handle it well. ;)

15. She is so damn kind. And I mean it, when I use that word. But she respects her rights, and yours too. She is a woman of substance!

(I am running out of things to say. Damn it!)

16. She backpats a lot. (contrary to her saying that I backpat, I just realised that SHE backpats way more than I do :|)

17. She is good at writing poetry that I don't get :P No offence. I think, what I don't get, is super awesome :)

18. If she can't convince them, she confuses them :| (okay, i cheated, a little bit. sorry?)

19. She can't sing too well (what? it's a fact!).

20. She talks with an accent. (YES, you do, Vasu :|) [I don't know why, I don't know how.]

21. She confuses me, a LOT. Sometimes I don't even admit it. I feel so stupid :P (refer 18)

22. She is way too busy for my liking :| But I like the fact that she finds time for everyone. :)

23. She is writing the same tag for me right now :D YAY!

24. She is online for the next one hour :o :D


Okay, So I cheated, Vasu :|
Sorry.
But if I remember more things, I will put them up on my blog, okay?
Promise. (:

And I love the fact that you try and make me feel better, every single time.
I'd get tired of me, but you don't. (:
You rocketh, beti.

[Ah yes, 24. Don't be too harsh on the poor dear. Math isn't her favourite subject.]

Monosyllables Inc.

The Rules :
Answer in yes or no.
You are not allowed to say anything or explain anything unless someone messages you.

Taken a picture naked? : - No
Made out with a member of the same sex? : - No
Danced in front of your mirror? : - Yes
Told a lie? : - Yes

Gotten in a car with people you just met?: - Yes
Been in a fist fight? : - Yes
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? : - ["message" me] Yes
Been arrested? : - No

Left your house without telling your parents? : - No
Ditched school to do something more fun? : - Yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? : - Yes

Seen someone die? : - No
Kissed a picture? : - No
Slept in until 3? : - Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? : - Yes
Played dress up? : - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? : - No
Felt an earthquake? : - No
Touched a snake? : - Yes
Ran a red light? : - No
Had detention? : - No
Been in a car accident? : - Yes
Pole danced? : - ["message" me] [What is with these weird things?] [Reminds me of massage me] Yes
Been lost? : - Yes

Sang karaoke? : - Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? : - Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? : - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : - No
Kissed in the rain? : - No
Sang in the shower? : - Yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? : - No
Ever gone to school partially naked? : [message/massage] Yes
Sat on a roof top? : - Yes
Played chicken? : - Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : - I think so, yeah
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? : - No. [!!!]
Broken a bone? : - Yes
Mooned/flashed someone? : - No
Forgotten someone's name? : - Yes

Slept naked? : - No
Blacked out from drinking? : - No
Played a prank on someone? : - Yes
Felt like killing someone? : - No [I'm your friendly, neighbourhood bore]
Made a parent cry? : - Yes
Cried over someone? : - Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? : - No?
Had/Have a dog? : - No
Been in a band? : - Yes
Drank 25 sodas in a day? : - 27 golguppas
Shot a gun?:- Yes

There. You asked for a post, and there you have one. Now don't blame me for going by the rules. Just mail me a guest post so you have better stuff here. Or "message" me one.

Oh, oh, oh.
I passed.

But I ain't back.
Ha.