Monosyllables Inc.

The Rules :
Answer in yes or no.
You are not allowed to say anything or explain anything unless someone messages you.

Taken a picture naked? : - No
Made out with a member of the same sex? : - No
Danced in front of your mirror? : - Yes
Told a lie? : - Yes

Gotten in a car with people you just met?: - Yes
Been in a fist fight? : - Yes
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? : - ["message" me] Yes
Been arrested? : - No

Left your house without telling your parents? : - No
Ditched school to do something more fun? : - Yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? : - Yes

Seen someone die? : - No
Kissed a picture? : - No
Slept in until 3? : - Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? : - Yes
Played dress up? : - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? : - No
Felt an earthquake? : - No
Touched a snake? : - Yes
Ran a red light? : - No
Had detention? : - No
Been in a car accident? : - Yes
Pole danced? : - ["message" me] [What is with these weird things?] [Reminds me of massage me] Yes
Been lost? : - Yes

Sang karaoke? : - Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? : - Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? : - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : - No
Kissed in the rain? : - No
Sang in the shower? : - Yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? : - No
Ever gone to school partially naked? : [message/massage] Yes
Sat on a roof top? : - Yes
Played chicken? : - Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : - I think so, yeah
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? : - No. [!!!]
Broken a bone? : - Yes
Mooned/flashed someone? : - No
Forgotten someone's name? : - Yes

Slept naked? : - No
Blacked out from drinking? : - No
Played a prank on someone? : - Yes
Felt like killing someone? : - No [I'm your friendly, neighbourhood bore]
Made a parent cry? : - Yes
Cried over someone? : - Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? : - No?
Had/Have a dog? : - No
Been in a band? : - Yes
Drank 25 sodas in a day? : - 27 golguppas
Shot a gun?:- Yes

There. You asked for a post, and there you have one. Now don't blame me for going by the rules. Just mail me a guest post so you have better stuff here. Or "message" me one.

Oh, oh, oh.
I passed.

But I ain't back.
Ha.

Ohmegod! Look who's famous!

[Btw, Mr. God Sir, may I have some inspiration? Pliss?]
[Is it just me or does my blog look like it has nothing but photographs?]