It just ain't fair.
The Commerce people get to watch movies 'cause their teachers aren't there.
The Humanities people get to loiter around the whole school 'cause their teachers are there but don't teach.
And what do WE get?
[we includes me,right now.Hopefully, I'll be able to switch to Comm by tomorrow]
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we get to slog it out with weirdly accented Chem teachers [an-aye-YAWNZZZ] and double Physics periods.Oh, and an English teacher who's taken it as her life's mission to complete half our book [called.....Hornbill *snorts*] before Summer hols.
Wait.
Did I say Physics?
Phy-sicks?
Tch tch.
Phy-sucks.
Especially with apparently-Oxford-educated US.
One and a quarter hours of Units and Measurements and ta-daaaa:
-couresty Vasudha W. and Nikita N.
The mass of the brain at a specific time = B , where B is expressed in kg which is a BASE unit.
Time = t , where t is expressed in seconds which is also a BASE unit.
Mass of brain before Physucks = B1
[NOTE: B1 >1]
Mass of brain after Physucks = B2
Duration of Physucks period = t
According to the PBT,
1.B2 is a constant, equal to zero.
2.For anyone in 11B:
Rate of depletion of brain = [B2 - B1]/t
= kg/ s ,which is a DERIVED unit.
IMP:
Rate for 11b-ians is always negative.This shows that the mass of brain decreases with an increase in the time spent in the Physucks class.
3.For apparently-Oxford-educated-US
Rate of action on brain [B2 - B1]/t is always positive.
This can be explained due to the fact that mass of brain in US is close to zero at the beginning of the class.Due to the presence of a higher concentration of brain mass in the people sitting in class, namely Nik Nangia, among others, some mass diffuses into US's brain.Therefore, by the end of the class,
B2 > zero.
Which means,
[B2 - B1]/t is more than zero.
Oh, and Nangia wanted to add a corollary, in case we get to share the [Ig] Nobel:
For calculating rate of depletion of Vasudha's brain:
B is ≥ zero.
However, for all practical purposes Bvasudha = 0.
10 comments:
Hehe, good one. Brings back memories :)
Just went through your first page. I like your blog :)
*too
Hehe.Fanx.
*can i bow or does it seem to pompous?*
:P :P :P
Nah, bowings just fine ;)
*aknowledges the bow*
truly deserves the Ig nobel
an-aye-YAWNZZZ.. lmao *smirks*
Man! And I thought PHYSUCKS was my word! lol.....I actually thought I invented that word....ask Shayeri how much I use it lol....and loved ur theory....genius! haha
Nice Blog =)
@Nikita - What say about mo-LAAAAR-iteee? ;)
@Anahita:Lol.Physucks universally :P
annnnnnnnnd.fanx :D
I'm to just speechless. I mean, C'mon yaar Vasudha, How can YOU ever hate anything related to science?!!? I mean, if your HATRED for science brings this, Idk what you'll do when you love it!
:P
Hmm.
Three minor explosions,to say the least :P
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