Sunday, June 28, 2009

Getting pseudo-philo at Cha Bar

It's all a stupid game. You don't know where the end is, but you have to keep playing. You don't know how to win, but you know how you can lose.

And she said she got me, in a weird sort of way. =P

Monday, June 22, 2009

Tag-di Kabab. [Oh go on, laugh]

[x] yourself!

YOUR BOY SIDE—
[x] You love hoodies. [So bad ass. =P]
[x] You love jeans. [When they're not pink]
[x] Dogs are better than cats. [Cats are creepy. There was this cat who used to sneak into my cupboard in the winters. Everyday. For a week. And I'd open the door in the morning, half asleep, and this furry thing would jump out. There wasn't any need to use an alarm clock in the house that week. I was loud.]
[] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[] Shopping is torture. [Excuse me? Shopping is the greatest sport EVER.]
[] Sad movies stink.
[] You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
[] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on TV.
[] Gory movies are cool.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] You used to collect hockey cards. [Pokemon? WWE? Tazoes?]
[x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] You talk with food in your mouth.
[] You sleep with your socks on at night. [Ugh. Sweaty.]
[] You have fished at least once

YOUR GIRL SIDE—
[x] You love to shop. [Therapy?]
[x] You wear eyeliner. [DON'T make those eyes.]
[x] You wear the color pink. [I have um, pink shoes.]
[] You go to your mom to talk.
[] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall.
[]You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. [Earrings. Six of them. =D]
[] You cried watching The Notebook.
[x] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don’t like the movie Star Wars. [Going by fifteen minutes of one. I not understand Inglis.]
[] You are/were in gymnastics.
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. [Or more.]
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can. [Um, sometimes.]
[x] You like wearing high heel shoes. [When I don't trip. =P]
[] You used to play with dolls as little kid. [I was almost a guy as a kid. Once, and I'm not kidding, there was this guy who I'd just met, who talked to me for an hour. Cars, wrestling and suchlike. Then, my cuz came in and yelled, "Didiiiii!" And this guy goes, "YOU'RE A GIRL!?! "]
[x] You like putting make-up on others. [Others being the keyword. =P]
[] You like being the star of everything.
[] Pink is one of your favourite colors.

Appearance •

[x] I am shorter than 5′5″. [One inch. :/]
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan/ burn easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I’ve had/have braces.
[] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. [The day that happens, I'd have had plastic surgery.]
[x] I have more than two piercings. [Four more than two.]
[] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

• Embarrassment •

[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. [Every single time.]
[] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[x] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose. [And mouth. Lime soda.]
[] I’ve had my pants rip in public.

• Health •

[] I’ve gotten stitches.
[x] Broken a bone. [When I was four. I think.]
[] I’ve had my tonsils removed
[] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I’ve had serious surgery.
[] I’ve had chicken pox.

• Traveling •

[x] I’ve driven / ridden over 200 miles in one day. [We had to go from Birmingham to this place called Barnsdale. We reached somewhere near Manchester.]
[] I’ve been to Canada.
[] I’ve been to Cuba.
[] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[x] I’ve been to Europe. [Espana. On the beach at Malaga with both my grandmums. =P]
[] I’ve been to Florida.

• Experiences •

[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city. [My city is the size of a small country.]
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star. [Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai OD. =P]
[] I’ve seen a meteor shower. [I wish. :(]
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pyjamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I’ve been to a casino.
[] I’ve been skydiving. [I want. :(]
[] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I’ve crashed a car.
[] I’ve been skiing.
[x] I’ve been in a musical. [When I was nine. If you count an appearance in a teacher's kurta that reached my feet, dancing to, "Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice; come let us praise the Lord!" as being in a musical. Oh, and I was carrying one of those Arabian brass flasks.]
[] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I’ve eaten Sushi. [Vegetarian.]
[] I’ve been snowboarding. [Snow tyring?]

• Relationships •

[x] I’m single. [And.. yes.]
[] I’m in a relationship.
[] I’m engaged.
[] I’m married.
[] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorce.
[] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

• Honesty / Crime •

[] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. [And it didn't turn out good.]
[] I’ve snuck out.
[] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[] I’ve ran a red light.
[] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[] I’ve been arrested.

• Death and Suicide •
[x] I’m afraid of dying. [I had those nightmares when I was ten. *cringes*]
[x] I hate funerals.
[] I’ve seen someone / something dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
[] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

• Materialism •
[] I own over 5 rap CD’s.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime
[] I own REAL designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collected comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on E-Bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.

[And I am... not materialistic at all. Wow.]


• Random •


[] I can sing well. [See previous post. =P]
[] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. [No, but I know someone who would.]
[] I open up to others easily. [Ha.]
[x] I watch the news.
[x] I don’t kill bugs. [If I can help it. Bugs are cool. They don't say stupid things like humans.]
[x] I sing in the shower. [But I turn up the radio to drown it. See point one.]
[x] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I am a sports fanatic. [I am a sports.. interesterado. O.o] [And that didn't even turn up on Spell Check for a mo' O.o]
[x] I twirl my hair. [Um, sometimes.]
[x] I care about grammar. [Yours.]
[] I have “?”’s in my screen name. [Huh?]
[] I love spam. [HUH?]
[] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS...EvErY nOw AnD tHeN. [Npe, dis iz SOO mch kewlr. Lyk, dood.]
[] I laugh at my own jokes
[x] I eat fast food weekly. [Subway.]
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. [General Studies. =P]
[] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I am really ticklish.
[] I like white chocolate.
[] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. [Here's one. Live.]
[] All my answers were totally honest. [Teehee.]

Ask no quoshuns my dear, hear no lies.

Monday, June 8, 2009

25 Random Things : Courtesy Madame DQ

[The DQ with the dope on me. A more sophisticated version of the parda-faash. I think I'll go into hiding.]
[Just so you know, Dish, Ily. :)]

1. She takes too long to dress up. WAY too long. OMG. But somehow, she still manages to go ahead with impromptu plans. She amazes me :|

2. She is the camerawoman of the group and YET she has the most number of photographs on Facebook (yes, I am jealous, missy). Tell me if my Math is weak. How does that work out?

3. She sounds like Anil! Yes, she does. Oh, and by the way, for all you haters-of-Meow. Anil left. Like, FOREVER. So there will be no "Between The Sheets".. :( If I wanted to talk to you, I'd listen to Anil, and damn it, TRUST me, okay? The advice and stuff is err.. was SO you.

4. She is good at a lot of things. (Jack of all, mistress of all) and she will NEVER ever admit it. She will find a twisty explanation to shut me up everytime. But deep down, I know she is good at being a nerd and so many other things. :P

5. She argues a lot and I hate losing arguments to her. (oh, and that happens.. every single frikkin time!) Thank GOD she is not planning to become a lawyer. I would never be able to beat her. Like, ever. Sheesh.

6. She can never stay online for too long, NOW. In tenth, whenever I used to come online, she would DEFINITELY be online, but now, she hardly comes for fifteen minutes at a stretch. Wow. Old habits die quickly, Vasu?

7. Confession : I love her dressing sense. She carries it off so bloody well. If I wear what she wears, I'd end up looking like a big fat (no pun, dude) joke. I mean, really. You remember, Geetika's birthday party? If I wore that, I'd look like a clown. And you look decent (even pretty, see?). You look awesome :D Don't change, even if Suk makes fun of you!

8. She coughs a lot in class. Oh God. OH GOD. Thank God I never shared the same examination room with her. Get well soon, Vasu :)

9. I don't understand how she could put up with me for two damn years. I wouldn't be able to if I was her. Patience. She has a lot of it, I guess. (sometimes she doesn't, but then mostly, she does)

10. She is a hardcore perfectionist. And I strive to become one of those, but I can never, ever attain perfection. I don't know how she does it. It's so frustrating. :|

11. For the last two years in school, I remember her.. running. In the corridors, out the door, in the door, on the staircase. She was always on the move. Doing this teacher's work, or confiscating that, or attending this meeting, or making that announcement. God. Some stamina she has.

12. I remember that she was the first person ever to read my first story EVER (yes, it's not complete yet). And she actually liked it. I was so happy :) I took writing seriously ever since then.

13. She is soooooooooo diplomatic. Sometimes I wish she weren't! But she is. And I am too. So, I guess that's okay. Pretty normal, Vasu?

14. She is one of those few people who have a super duper HUGE social life. And she can handle it well. ;)

15. She is so damn kind. And I mean it, when I use that word. But she respects her rights, and yours too. She is a woman of substance!

(I am running out of things to say. Damn it!)

16. She backpats a lot. (contrary to her saying that I backpat, I just realised that SHE backpats way more than I do :|)

17. She is good at writing poetry that I don't get :P No offence. I think, what I don't get, is super awesome :)

18. If she can't convince them, she confuses them :| (okay, i cheated, a little bit. sorry?)

19. She can't sing too well (what? it's a fact!).

20. She talks with an accent. (YES, you do, Vasu :|) [I don't know why, I don't know how.]

21. She confuses me, a LOT. Sometimes I don't even admit it. I feel so stupid :P (refer 18)

22. She is way too busy for my liking :| But I like the fact that she finds time for everyone. :)

23. She is writing the same tag for me right now :D YAY!

24. She is online for the next one hour :o :D


Okay, So I cheated, Vasu :|
Sorry.
But if I remember more things, I will put them up on my blog, okay?
Promise. (:

And I love the fact that you try and make me feel better, every single time.
I'd get tired of me, but you don't. (:
You rocketh, beti.

[Ah yes, 24. Don't be too harsh on the poor dear. Math isn't her favourite subject.]

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Monosyllables Inc.

The Rules :
Answer in yes or no.
You are not allowed to say anything or explain anything unless someone messages you.

Taken a picture naked? : - No
Made out with a member of the same sex? : - No
Danced in front of your mirror? : - Yes
Told a lie? : - Yes

Gotten in a car with people you just met?: - Yes
Been in a fist fight? : - Yes
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? : - ["message" me] Yes
Been arrested? : - No

Left your house without telling your parents? : - No
Ditched school to do something more fun? : - Yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? : - Yes

Seen someone die? : - No
Kissed a picture? : - No
Slept in until 3? : - Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? : - Yes
Played dress up? : - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? : - No
Felt an earthquake? : - No
Touched a snake? : - Yes
Ran a red light? : - No
Had detention? : - No
Been in a car accident? : - Yes
Pole danced? : - ["message" me] [What is with these weird things?] [Reminds me of massage me] Yes
Been lost? : - Yes

Sang karaoke? : - Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? : - Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? : - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : - No
Kissed in the rain? : - No
Sang in the shower? : - Yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? : - No
Ever gone to school partially naked? : [message/massage] Yes
Sat on a roof top? : - Yes
Played chicken? : - Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : - I think so, yeah
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? : - No. [!!!]
Broken a bone? : - Yes
Mooned/flashed someone? : - No
Forgotten someone's name? : - Yes

Slept naked? : - No
Blacked out from drinking? : - No
Played a prank on someone? : - Yes
Felt like killing someone? : - No [I'm your friendly, neighbourhood bore]
Made a parent cry? : - Yes
Cried over someone? : - Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? : - No?
Had/Have a dog? : - No
Been in a band? : - Yes
Drank 25 sodas in a day? : - 27 golguppas
Shot a gun?:- Yes

There. You asked for a post, and there you have one. Now don't blame me for going by the rules. Just mail me a guest post so you have better stuff here. Or "message" me one.

 

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